Made a goal to wake up early - didn't
Tried to read scriptures - couldn't find them
Dealt with Anthony from Blue Cross Blue Shield for an hour trying to convince him to reinstate our health insurance
Wanted to do swim work out - couldn't find goggles or swim cap or conditioner
Swam anyway - felt like I was drowning, swam it 2 and 1/2 minutes slower than usual.
Met friends at Costco for lunch (this one's a doozie) - Luke was a maniac. I cut up pizza for him, blew on each piece to cool it, handed them to him and he threw them on the ground. He wiped grease all over my pants and shirt. When I was picking up pizza off the ground - he sprinted for the door and made it all the way OUTSIDE of Costco. I sprinted after him. He threw a tantrum at having to come back. My two friends (each with THREE children of their own - all six were behaving so nicely) looked at me sympathetically as I struggled with my ONE child. Then all of the sudden he made a triumphant arch of the back and head butted me right in the mouth. Blood everywhere. All over my shirt, all over my mouth. My friend took my screaming child (as hers sat quietly looking on) as I cleaned up the blood. Walked away with a fat lip and a sad sad Luke.
Driving away feeling sorry for myself - all the sudden my contact slid off my eye and I can't see ANYTHING. (for those of you who don't know, I'm blind in my right eye so only wear a contact in my almost blind left.) I panicked! I had to get off the road immediately. I hugged the right side of the road going very slow as I tried to make out a some blurs to be a parking lot entrance. Found one, restored contact, drove away feeling even more sorry for myself.
Night came - made dinner - burned dinner. I left for a few minutes and thought I could make it back in time. Walked in to a smoke-filled house. Felt like a dork for being so dumb. Made dinner again. Didn't have the ingredients I needed. Dinner wasn't that good.
I just want to go to bed now so nothing else can happen.